Merch
Every merch item is made to order after you buy it. Production takes 2–5 business days, then shipping takes 3–7 business days in the US. You get tracking by email as soon as your order ships.
All merch is made to order.
Size guide — tees & hoodies (inches)
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 31–34 | 26 |
| S | 34–37 | 27 |
| M | 38–41 | 28 |
| L | 42–45 | 29 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 32 |
Between sizes? Size up — print-on-demand runs true to size, and a wrong size can't be returned.

Hat / CapEmbroidery
Price TBA
Embroidered cap · print on demand · made to order

Hat / CapEmbroidery
Price TBA
Embroidered cap · print on demand · made to order

Hat / CapEmbroidery
Static (B&W) — Embroidered Cap
Price TBA
Embroidered cap · print on demand · made to order